Moment 1: “Hey, did you guys see this? There’s something falling from the sky.”
Moment 2: “Oh cool! It’s so pretty all over the ground!”
Moment 3: “My brother is excited, so that means that whatever this is, it’s going to be great!”
Moment 4: “Look at me – I’m walking in it! I am so. cool.”
Moment 5: “I’ve gotta get these stupid mittens off my hands so I can really dig into this stuff! Why are you looking at me like that? I know what I’m doing.”
Moment 6: “See what I mean? Now I can play so much easier. You really should try this – it’s awesome!”
Moment 7: “AGGHHHHH! It burns! It burns! Get me back inside! I HATE this stuff! What are you DOING to me?”
Welcome to Wisconsin, Pea. This is only the beginning. You have no idea.